- You're.. REDACTED, correct?
Yes, that is, indeed, a name that people call me. -
- Uh-huh. Sorry.. It's just that I wasn't expecting someone so..
Shiny? -
- If that's how you want to put it, sure.. You are aware of the job, correct? You'll help me around and distribute tasks to the players of this game, and a bunch of other fancy nonsense.. Basically you'll be my assistant during the duration of the games. You know that, right?
Well of course, wouldn't have came here from so far away without knowing what I was getting myself into.. C'monnn dude.. I hope you seriously don't think so low of me.. -
- No, not at all. Let's stay.. professional here, why don't we?
Oh. Haha. Of course, of course.. Sorryyy.. -
- It's alright.. But, if you don't mind me asking, how far did you come for this job?
Maybeee.. about 1.3 parsecs? Something along those lines. I guess if you want to be precise it'd be.. maybe 4.2 light years away? Something.. Something like that. -
- ..Right. Of course, wouldn't have expected anything less from you. Is there any specific reasons why you want to do this? I need to make sure that you don't have any ulterior motives.. Because I remember you saying that you didn't want to be compensated for the job, and that definitely raised a few alarms in my head..
Do you want the truth? The honest truth? I'm a bit bored, that's all. I've created so many things.. I've helped people, I've acclimated them into new planets, got called "bungula" once and that made me giggle, and some people failed to realize that I'm not just some gas and dust bundled together.. So you know, I just wanted a change of scenery and decided to come here and give you a helping hand! -
- Interesting.. Very interesting. Well, I don't see a problem with that. And I'm a little bit in a hurry to find an assistant so I don't have many options, do I? So just sign right here and then.. Over there! We'll be starting soon, so don't run too far, okay?
Of course! Just gonna.. Sign.. Over here.. Mhm.. There we go. -
